June 2011
If i wake up as a cat.
First, go back to sleep like a boss.
After napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner.
And maybe climb some shit.
and do some trollin.
and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
baby-owl:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
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May 2011
Como trollear a los usuarios de Tumblr/How to...
rapapa:
ocastro:
pelandobananas:
Oh dios es buenísimo!
jjojojo csmre me cagaron brigido wn xD
xDDDDDD
xD
OOOOHHH LMFAO I GET IT BAHAHA
Quién inventó la coreografía de Single Ladys?
( ) Beyoncé
(x) Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
Celeb's Photos On Their Yearbooks
Ryan Seacrest
Eminem
Lady Gaga
Avril Lavigne
Mariah Carey
Leighton Meester
Zac Efron
Vanessa Hudgens
Taylor Swift
Chris Colfer
Dianna Agron
Lea Michele
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Bruno Mars
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
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Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases IRL
wearethenothing:
likea-ross:
mustachemugs:
divineheresy:
the-chicken-king:
all of them.
and then people stare at me like
omg all.
every.. single..one
all of them. LIKE A BOSS.
every one of them.
even “the fuck?” :3 LIKE A FUCKING ROSS.
I say Me Gusta and Forever Alone way, way too much. I think my friends are questioning my sanity.
When asking for an ask.
Tumblr famous:
Reaction:
My Tumblr:
Reaction:
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My blog:
99% - reblogged
1% - my own shit that no one reblogs
some more old stuff
