If i wake up as a cat.
First, go back to sleep like a boss. After napping all day, i’d probably feast in a fancy manner. And maybe climb some shit. and do some trollin. and generally not give a fuck about anything ever again
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
baby-owl: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
Como trollear a los usuarios de Tumblr/How to...
rapapa: ocastro: pelandobananas: Oh dios es buenísimo! jjojojo csmre me cagaron brigido wn xD xDDDDDD xD OOOOHHH LMFAO I GET IT BAHAHA
Quién inventó la coreografía de Single Ladys?
( ) Beyoncé (x) Will Smith (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
Celeb's Photos On Their Yearbooks
Ryan Seacrest Eminem Lady Gaga Avril Lavigne Mariah Carey Leighton Meester Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens Taylor Swift Chris Colfer Dianna Agron Lea Michele Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez Bruno Mars Justin Bieber Katy Perry
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases IRL
wearethenothing: likea-ross: mustachemugs: divineheresy: the-chicken-king: all of them. and then people stare at me like omg all. every.. single..one all of them. LIKE A BOSS. every one of them. even “the fuck?” :3 LIKE A FUCKING ROSS. I say Me Gusta and Forever Alone way, way too much. I think my friends are questioning my sanity.
When asking for an ask.
Tumblr famous: Reaction: My Tumblr: Reaction:
99% - reblogged 1% - my own shit that no one reblogs
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